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No, Not That Email

Some mistakes hit “send” before you can stop them.
Some mistakes change everything.

Jean is brilliant, beautiful, accomplished—and absolutely done with men who communicate like abandoned draft messages. Between a demanding career, a group chat that refuses to let her self-sabotage in peace, and a dating life held together by burner Gmail accounts, she’s convinced her heart is safer behind filters, sarcasm, and a good lychee martini.

Danielle, her closest friend and occasional emotional parole officer, has her own list of reasons to stop dating men altogether. Their circle—Kiki, Ramon, Asha, Church Candy, and the entire Velour Veterans group chat—has survived breakups, situationships, “Platonic Valentine” proposals, and one very questionable mesh tank top. They’ve seen everything.

What they haven’t seen is what happens when Jean opens an email she should’ve left unread…
and it’s from him.

The man she swore she was done with.
The man who taught her timing can be a weapon.
The man whose name still makes her unlock her phone without thinking.

What begins as a comedy of errors—wrong messages, drunk drafts, unsolicited confessionals—spirals into something deeper: a look at the patterns we repeat, the love we think we deserve, and the courage it takes to stop performing and be fully seen.

Set against the chaos of modern dating, friendship, and self-reinvention, No, Not That Email is a sharp, hilarious, emotionally resonant novel about choosing yourself without losing your softness. It’s for everyone who has ever hovered over the “unsend” button, reread an old message they knew better than to open, or tried to heal while still limping from the last person they loved.

Sometimes the message isn’t the mistake.
Sometimes clicking it is the first step toward clarity.